Cellar Door

April 2012

37 posts

"hundreds of canaries flutter from side to side of their stinking crowded cage. Next week they'll all be free. then what? i want to tell them stay in the cage. there are better things than freedom. There are worst things than living a long bored life in some stranger's house then dying and going to canary heaven."

-chuck palahniuk

Apr 30, 20121 note

#Chuck Palahniuk #survivor

Apr 30, 201218,853 notes

Apr 30, 2012503 notes

• Mum: Can I borrow your laptop?
• Me: *Deletes History*
• Me: *Logs out of tumblr*
• Me: *Double checks deleted history*
• Me: *Close Chrome*
• Me: *Open Internet Explorer*
• Me: Sure

Apr 27, 2012152,236 notes

Apr 26, 201287,326 notes

#black coffee #coffee

Apr 24, 20121,450 notes

#commercial #tv show #bathroom

Apr 24, 201269,366 notes

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Apr 24, 201261,103 notes

#texting #text #chicken #mom #mom texting #texting parents

Apr 24, 201236,756 notes

#meme

Apr 20, 201241,937 notes

#magic

Apr 20, 2012130,337 notes

#family guy #peter

Apr 20, 201264,797 notes

#lmfao

Apr 20, 201262,824 notes

#pizza

Apr 20, 20126,699 notes

Apr 20, 20124,789 notes

#lonely #loneliness #mascot

• me texting my mom: can you pick up some milk on the way home
• mom:
• mom:
• mom:
• mom:
• me: she's not answering me
• me: she must have went to check her phone and swerved into oncoming traffic
• me: i killed her
• me: i killed my mom
• me: .....over some f------ milk

Apr 20, 201235,981 notes

#texting #mom #murder #milk #car crash

Mutual milk hotel

Apr 18, 20122 notes

well whiskey Bright Eyes

jessbless:

Well Whiskey-Bright Eyes

Apr 18, 201259 notes